Johnson Biography

week: At the current rate, even Robert Caro will only need a week to write this Johnson biography, according to The Guardian. Then again, Johnson might get a majority, and we'll look back on these as the good old days. The Tory episiotomy on Europe went septic this week as Boris Johnson expelled 21 MPs, including two former chancellors and his hero Winston Churchill's grandson; lost his own brother in a tale we'll call Cain and Far More Able; and gave a speech so hallucinatorily bad it whiteyed a policewoman. More on the prospect of that banter-apocalypse later. It turns out those questions were How would Dudley Dursley and Draco Malfoy's baby look and behave What if you shaved the Honey Monster and put him in a suit for a court appearance and Does anyone know the ancient Greek for shitting the bed . Apart from looking like he cuts his hair with the bacon scissors, the PM's shtick is bizarre and juddering, as though some of his innards are trying to escape Despite practising since boyhood, Boris Johnson's entire demeanour is that of a man who has won a competition to lead the country for a day. For now, it feels remarkable to think that barely five weeks ago, the vast majority of Tory MPs were telling us Boris Johnson was the only possible answer to various questions. (news.financializer.com). As reported in the news.